On 27 September, in a galaxy very close by, actually, Charles Ross will be playing all the characters, flying all the ships and fighting all the lightsabre duels in this zany, hyper-speed take on the story of Luke, Leia, Vader and co.
If you’ve seen all the films, bought the costumes and named your first-born Skywalker, waste no time in joining fellow nerds for this epic, intergalactic extravaganza.
Starts 7.30pm; tickets £8.50-£12.50, at the Mumford Theatre. Cue theme tune…